Currently Watching:
Bleach

Currently reading:
Full Metal Alchemist


schrodingersowen:

important headcanons to consider:

  • can they use chopsticks
  • what do they do when they cant sleep
  • what would they impulse buy at the grocery store
  • what order do they wash things in the shower
  • what’s their coffee order
  • what sort of apps would they have on their smartphone
  • how do they act around children
  • what would they watch on tv when they’re bored and nothing they really like is on

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sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

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swanpert:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

H U MA N PEDESTRIAN
SO WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DISGUISE
A FUCKING SUPERHERO OUTFIT

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OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

Anonymous

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

yaoid:

speculationspectrum:

ninehundredyearoldtimelord:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

I didn’t understand that reference at first so I looked it up and apparently there were fifty-seven academics who theorized that Shakespeare was gay/bisexual.

Also, sonnet 57 is supposed to be about a guy that Shakespeare was in love with.

The Doctor remarks at one point in this episode that a skull looks like that of a Sycorax. Shakespeare claims he’s using that word, as he likes it. There is a Shakespeare character called Sycorax. #researchpayskids

I always love it when this shows up on my dash.

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graceebooks:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

literally what were any of these people thinking while they filmed this

…i wrote “shot this” first

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via emmychan1)

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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karkatvantasfan:

feferiden:

irrelevanthiccup:

lularu:

a-multi-shipper:

number-1-scarrer:

Lookit. reblog with your closest height.

I’m the same height as Armin. 

Same height as Annie

Hanji, Mikasa, and Eren. 

Almost Ymir…

between connie and levi uvu

I am as tall as Bertolt, huh.

Same height as Annie

Guess I’ll chill down here with Levi you tall people.


paxamgays:

just listen

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Posted 1 week ago (originally paxamgays) + 9,152 notes

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via thetriforceofbloginess)

goldengauntlets:

Challenge: 10 Characters & 10 Songs → Skyward Sword Link + Pompeii

I was left to my own devices
Many days fell away with nothing to show
And the walls kept tumbling down
In the city that we love
Great clouds roll over the hills
Bringing darkness from above

Inspired by [x]

Dedicated to coralnix (your graphics and videos are amazing!)

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Posted 1 week ago (originally hyliansword) + 776 notes

yukine-kun:

ackerman-relatable:

thaTS NOT FIREWORKS OUTSIDE THAT’S THE SIGNAL FLARES OF THE SURVEY CORPS

TITANS HAVE BREACHES WALL ROSE

WE ALL GONNA DIE

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