Hey there guys I updated my blog.
Bet that cosplay cost an arm and a leg.
lonk ness monster
i did not spend 10 minutes on this for one note
when i find myself in times of trouble
the 12th doctor comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
bruh im googlin some random shit right. i typed 4 letters and my quick results turned into a whole nother language some arabic shit. i clicked it and i seen the heaviest flex i ever seent
look as this shit
this nigga squattin on a mercedes sls wit a lion behind a lamborghini gallardo
yeah but.. i want smash bros NOW
Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
wow over 1.2 million
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS
Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
this is really cute
Name three characters you think of when you think of me.
100lb of Magnetic Putty
science side of tumblr, please explain
thank you science side.
1. Kissed a girl?
I’m assuming relatives don’t count, so no.
2. Kissed a boy?
Sort of…there was this boy in Kindergarten I used to kiss on the cheek.
3. Had sex in public?
Yuck. Hell no.
4. What’s your religion?
I’m a confirmed Catholic, but I feel more agnostic, to be honest.
5. Meaning behind your URL?
It’s a Zelda joke, really. I just liked the way it sounded.
6. Reason you joined Tumblr?
My cousin forced me. I had no choice. XD
7. Do you have any nicknames?
Too many. Pish is my main one though.
8. Do you like bubble baths?
I haven’t taken one since I was, like, six. But yeah. They’re nice. I prefer bath salts though.
9. Kissed in the rain?
My lips are virgins.
10. Dyed your hair?
11. Soup or salad?
Depends on the soup/salad.
12. Vegetable or meat?
Again, what kind…? For all I know you could be talking human flesh.
13. Go out drinking?
I might when I’m older. Not too often though.
14. Smoke cigarettes?
…My Dad lost a lung to lung cancer and contracted cancer in his throat, and cigarettes were partially responsible for the lung. That answer it?
15. Smoke weed?
I don’t even know where to get weed.
16. Do any hard drugs?
17. Have you had sex today?
Still a virgin.
18. Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms?
My mother’s as a child, yes.
19. The relationship between you and the last person you texted?
My mother. I’m just that exciting.
20. Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
My friend knows when I’m happy because they “light up.” She thinks they are. I do too.
21. Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
Once. And I got my ass handed to me for it.
22. Tried to commit suicide?
23. Last time you felt broken?
Few days ago, actually.
24. Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
It wasn’t lying…I told people “I’m tired,” which was more a not-received message.
25. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nope. Not looking for one either.
26. Do you have long hair or short hair?
Shoulder length. So I guess medium.
27. First thing you notice in a guy/girl?
Their hair. I like fluffy hair.
28. Do you sing in the shower?
29. Dance in the car?
30. Where were you yesterday?
Home and the local outdoors shop.
31. Ever shot a bow an arrow?
That’s what I went to the outdoor shop for. To get a whisker biscuit and sight for my bow.
32. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
On the cruise at semi-formal night.
33. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Movies? Yeah. Shows? No.
34. Is Christmas stressful?
35. Favorite fruit pie.
APPLE PIE OH MY GOD. ♡♡
36. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
A vet that was secretly a popstar. Freaking Hannah Montana, basically.
37. Do you believe in ghosts?
38. Ever had dejà-vu?
Yeah. While ago though.
39. Take a vitamin daily?
40. Wear slippers?
Depends on how cold it is.
42. What do you wear to bed?
Pajama pants and whatever t-shirt I had on for the day.
43. Do you want to get married?
I honestly don’t know.
44. Can you curl your tongue?
45. How many relationships have you had?
None. Not romantically.
46. How can I win your heart?
Be a blonde that wears glasses and looks like a nerd. Also play Zelda and SSB.
47. What makes a great relationship?
48. Shy or open?
49. Uh…there is no 49.
50. Religious or non-religious?
I walked into a church and felt physically uncomfortable ok.
51. Caring or non-restricting of you?
52. Straight edge or no?
Straight edge please.
53. Piercings or no?
I have my ears pierced.
54. Tattos or no?
Absolutely not. I have a fear of needles.
55. Quiet stay-at-home type, or party type?
Stay at home with my real friends.